Monday, July 26, 2010

WTF?!? (There is no other title for this...)

I found this on another blog (an extremely interesting one at that! If you haven't ripped your own eyes out after seeing this, you should really check out her site!), and it was so unbelievably awful that I had to share.

There can't be people out there who actually exist like this...can there?
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You know, I would call this girl an "idiot", but when going by the actual definition, and the fact that she actually used punctuation and something that vaguely resembled sentence structure, I think the official definition of "moron" would be more suitable. And that's being pretty generous.

You just know that, somewhere down the line, either she's going to end up married to the richest vegetable in the world...or with her own reality show. Who knows, maybe both. At least neither of those will need require basic spelling skills...

Ugh, seriously, I am so...I don't even have words. Me. No words. Apparently, this girl's stupidity is as contagious as the plague. Here's what the inside of my head sounds like right now (picture this in very loud, outraged tones and random bursts): Imbecile! Simpleton! Cretin! I think that one may be my favorite.

I am embarrassed on behalf of my sex. Please, God, if you ever give me a daughter, please, please let her have my common sense! Hell, I'll settle for a fully-functioning sense of self-worth! Ugh, I think this made both the English major, and the woman in me die a little.